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Tumblr The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Party

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You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Stories of my life

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as-howarth said: Hey John, what is your reaction to the news that the Riverside district has chosen to ban TFIOS from middle school libraries on the grounds that it deals with mortality and sex? I remember your reactions to similar situations concerning your books have been pretty animated and wondered what you thought?


I guess I am both happy and sad.

I am happy because apparently young people in Riverside, California will never witness or experience mortality since they won’t be reading my book, which is great for them.

But I am also sad because I was really hoping I would be able to introduce the idea that human beings die to the children of Riverside, California and thereby crush their dreams of immortality.

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do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

#Hatewhenithappens #Andithappensallthetime

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This is my favorite Assassin’s Creed post ever


This is my favorite Assassin’s Creed post ever

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She’s a ride or die.


She’s a ride or die.

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today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

what the fuck does it want now

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enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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